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Sorry!

2
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Long problems. In half an hour?

3
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Another day at work.

4
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Any mail?

5
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-Here is... A time!
-�n late?

6
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-How long have you had it?
-Too long.

7
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- It's bleeding!
- It stings like hell.

8
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- Is the heel old?
-Yes, I had to push hard.

9
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- They are growing again.
-Yes, I think I stuck my heel on...

10
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-You know... What are you watching?
- nothing.

11
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Ray and Jude,
which I had to deal with, you know.

12
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They organize seminars
with different experts.

13
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-They will use me, for my...
- Expertise?

14
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The good news is that you
is involved. It's one tonight.

15
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I earn £300 so I need
Someone who carries my bag and see.

16
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-I don't know...
-100 pounds for an hour.

17
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-That much?
-80.

18
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- You said 100.
-90.

19
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Be there early, yes.
I share the wealth.

20
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100 is too much. I should have…

21
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It is very exciting,
it's something i always have...

22
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I have printed cards.

23
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''David Brent - weight in business.
If you have it, I'll find it.''

24
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I'm just pointing out what you already have,
a bit like a spiritual advisor.

25
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<i>I have written if you have it.
I notice you haven't-</i>

26
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-so I don't want to be blamed for it.
I don't think I'll go there for that.

27
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What do you do for a living?

28
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-What does it look like?
-How long has this been going on?

29
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How can you take a chick that I like?
I don't understand that she prefers you.

30
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He looks like a cartoon character-

31
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-and has the same frizz as
The Fisher-Price old man and fancy clothes.

32
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You must be crazy, but strangely enough
I still want to put on you.

33
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Can something happen between us
while this is going on?

34
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-Like what?
-Should I be specific?

35
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A hand trolley?
Don't answer, think about it.

36
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Do I look like the Fisher-Price old man?
Do I? Don't say yes!

37
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Your favorite computer geek is here.

38
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Hi, Simon. How is it?
What are you doing with my computer?

39
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It is not yours,
it is Wernham Hogg's.

40
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-What are you doing with their computer?
- You don't need to know that.

41
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Can you tell me anyway?

42
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-I'm installing a firewall.
-What is it?

43
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It protects the computer
against viruses, worms and trojans-

44
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- and limits
your internet connection.

45
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How long does it take you
to do it?

46
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It takes the time it takes.

47
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-How long did it take last time?
-Clear.

48
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You must choose
''yes'', ''no'' or ''cancel''.

49
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Select ``cancel'', not ``yes'' or ``no''.
Did you hear what I said?

50
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-What did I say?
-Press ``cancel''.

51
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I am an educator,
one that motivates people.

52
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I tickle their imaginations. lbland �r
the pure ''Dead Poets Society''.

53
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Like at the end, when they are standing on the tables.

54
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I don't want them to st� 
on the tables, but my point is:

55
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Life is about communication.
We live for 70 years.

56
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Did I communicate? Yes.
Did I convey anything? Yes.

57
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Do you pay? Yes, lots. It is not
that's why I do it, but thanks.

58
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-We are going to drive a go-cart this weekend.
-Down at Super Carts?

59
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- are you good?
-I won last time. Got a diploma.

60
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I was there when they opened.

61
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The �gar came forward and said:
''long professional.''

62
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Then I said: ''I'm not a professional.''
''You should be,'' he said.

63
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''You would be the best in the country
p� Formula 1 .''

64
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"Not interested," I said.
''I make a lot of money on computers.''

65
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-Have you tried speedway?
-Have you?

66
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I tried driving once.

67
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- Someone had left a ramp.
- Junk Major.

68
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People said: ''If he goes up on it
at that speed, he's dead.''

69
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I got up and did a somersault.
Everyone thought I was crazy.

70
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I landed
and asked what they were worried about.

71
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-At five o'clock.
-Who did he bring with him?

72
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-Sym�te...?
-Dawn says she leaves at five o'clock.

73
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- Half an hour earlier, just.
- Can we manage without her?

74
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They can pick up the phone
and the post itself.

75
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If we don't need a receptionist,
might as well fire her.

76
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There is no order. Dawn does
at five o'clock to help you.

77
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You haven't told people
to answer the phone.

78
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Dawn knows they can fix
the post itself? Now it's too late.

79
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I'm tired of
that you don't think things through.

80
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-Take it easy, don't get excited.
-Don't forget that I am your boss.

81
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Try to think further than your nose can reach.

82
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That was your fault.
I took the blame.

83
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Once one of the extras started
fight with Bruce Lee.

84
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<i>Yeah, but Lee gave him a roundhouse.</i>

85
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He sent him through the wall,
but he did not fire him.

86
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They were lightning fast.

87
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You know against Chuck Norris
in "The Sign of the Dragon"...

88
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Haven't you seen it?
It's a classic!

89
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I haven't seen Norris in ''l dragons
sign'' but in ''Way of the Dragon''.

90
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- I meant it.
-Why did you say "the mark of the dragon", huh?

91
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Bob Wall is in both, Norris is
only featured in ''Way of the Dragon''.

92
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-S� in ''Way of the Dragon''...
- finally right.

93
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You know Bruce Lee isn't dead right?

94
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He staged it to infiltrate
the triads for the Hong Kong police.

95
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- That's probably true.
-Yes, should you infiltrate the triads...

96
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...send securely
China's most famous ice cream.

97
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So you're tired of Dawn?

98
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what did you say What are you talking about?

99
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Shut up.

100
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I was thinking of starting at four o'clock.

101
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Time! Have you put her on?

102
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What is her name? Rachel.
Have you done it yet?

103
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Of course he hasn't.

104
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I don't reveal late.

105
00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:06,710
You have that, Bergis.

106
00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:12,428
I don't make a sound. Don't ask.

107
00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,598
- He was lucky.
-What do you mean?

108
00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:20,396
- She is beautiful. Nice.
-You don't even know her.

109
00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:25,628
-She is very pretty.
-Not ''very'' pretty.

110
00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:30,675
Ray introduces me,
and then I make some jokes.

111
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:36,273
Then I say: ''You have to be patient
in business, regardless of who you are.''

112
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''People try to push one down. Listen
not on them. Now we're doing a rehearsal.''

113
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Then I choose someone from the audience.
''What's your name?'' Say a name.

114
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-Leroy.
-Where did you get it from?

115
00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:54,715
- He is in ''Fame''.
-Take your own name.

116
00:10:54,920 --> 00:11:02,235
Hi Gareth. Include me. I will
show that hard words don't bite me.

117
00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:08,549
-Say something shitty, and I'll deal with it.
- The Swindon gang don't like you.

118
00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:14,312
They don't even know me!
And that is not true.

119
00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:18,752
-Many tanners for the shoes.
- I won't wear them!

120
00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:23,556
-�thing, huh?
- Do they talk about it too�?

121
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,752
You have been given a nickname.
Everyone uses it.

122
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:30,350
-What is it?
- I don't want to...

123
00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:33,472
- Bluto.
-The villain in Karl-Alfred?

124
00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:37,434
-is it for the beard?
-No, before you are...

125
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:41,952
- Incredible!
- They understand that I have said it!

126
00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:49,348
Excuse me, everyone.

127
00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:55,476
We are one big family.
I have tried to welcome the new ones.

128
00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:59,798
I didn't want you here,
but now you are here, so welcome.

129
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:06,353
But is there anything I don't like
so it's a nickname.

130
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:11,429
Nicknames are bad names.

131
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:19,634
They can be hurtful. not for me
it's like water on a goose.

132
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:26,393
-You called Malcolm Kojak.
- It was meant with love!

133
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,797
- Mr. Toad is loving.
-Who is it?

134
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:35,632
-Some call you that too�.
-Wasn't that Bluto?

135
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,400
Why am I called Mr. Toad?

136
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:43,435
There's the grimace again!
It's imminent, isn't it?

137
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:49,556
Body fascism!
The toad is the ugliest of all amphibians.

138
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:54,709
If we're going to chop fat buds -
take a look at him!

139
00:12:54,920 --> 00:13:01,314
He also has glasses. Glas�gonorm!
Thick slice the pork toad!

140
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:05,274
Start with him, and move on.

141
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,589
Mr. Toad! I don't believe...

142
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:21,751
-Do you get everything right?
- Yes, but it was a single mess.

143
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:27,830
-Have you read it? - You, Brenda?
- I have not received a loan again.

144
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:32,750
- don't you? Have you told David?
-Yes.

145
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:38,751
- I'm sorry, I'll fix it.
- I don't want to cause...

146
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,188
-Does it work hard?
- I train.

147
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:54,236
-A healthy soul in a healthy body.
-A couple of things, just.

148
00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:02,068
A couple of things.
Have you received a loan this month?

149
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:08,150
So you can manage. Why have
One of the staff didn't get paid?

150
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,710
He fears my methods,
before he does not understand them.

151
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:22,550
Man, the unknown - sure -
but relax. I don't want to hear:

152
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:27,959
''How are you doing?'' No!
Judge me by my results.

153
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:32,278
It's not the first time
you forget nothing.

154
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,029
- They don't have to come to me.
- Gossip exchanges.

155
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:43,510
You never write anything down. what do you have
the computers to? Do you have a system?

156
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,678
-Everything is here.
- No, it doesn't.

157
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,269
- Most of it.
-So here it is.

158
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:54,110
When I worked in Swindon we thought
that you are here in Slough joked.

159
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:59,872
- Thank you.
-No, at the expense of Wernham Hogg.

160
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:05,108
If they weren't joking and having fun,
would be much worse.

161
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:09,996
You'd rather be Poppis
and lead the company.

162
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:15,911
- We have had brilliant results.
- It can be done better.

163
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:22,036
What is better? I have charts �ver
staff, tasks, where is the limit...

164
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:28,031
I decide that. If you don't
the sale, with or without joke-

165
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:32,119
-so must you and I have
a serious discussion.

166
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,471
Are you checking me out?
I don't need a babysitter.

167
00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:41,949
Yes, you do. I'm afraid that
the seminar should be about your job.

168
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:46,551
- It's my free time - like golf.
-I play golf.

169
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:54,189
- But I perform well at work.
- I'm doing a good job.

170
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:59,918
- We don't think alike.
-Make sure to think like me.

171
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:07,071
-Worse what you take in...
- I think you understand. See you.

172
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,351
-What are you doing?
-You look tense.

173
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,915
Yes, with him…

174
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:26,989
is it nice
Shall we do some more situps?

175
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,589
Not now.

176
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:17,400
- is he finished? David.
-I don't know.

177
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:21,275
-What are you doing tonight?
- We'll probably go to the pub.

178
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,756
-''We'' are...?
- Me and Rachel.

179
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:30,830
And takes a couple of beers. think of me
which is stuck with him.

180
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:36,672
-You should join us.
- I think we'll stop here.

181
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:41,317
-Hello there, friend. See you.
-Have a good time.

182
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:55,076
Hi there. Wish us luck
on the date. It's not a date.

183
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:59,796
She has a boyfriend, and I pay.

184
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:04,710
What would I get for £100?
Everything, I imagine.

185
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:09,675
I imagine nothing.
Okay, there we go.

186
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,395
Take it there,
that's what you get paid for.

187
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:33,435
There will be two groups from Reading.

188
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:54,318
The others have done this before,
so I'll introduce you later.

189
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:57,080
I love being backstage.

190
00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:02,115
Can I take a card?
to post on the website?

191
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:07,155
-Certainly. Do you have a light meter?
- It's probably going well.

192
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,157
Can you just...?

193
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:18,439
Try to be yourself,
a little more relaxed.

194
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,870
Something sweet?

195
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,354
Not really.

196
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:38,273
- Maybe you can sit down?
-You decide.

197
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,796
I'm looking forward to this.

198
00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:02,395
- Servant. Do you want to talk too?
- Yes, we'll just have a small joint.

199
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:10,553
It's almost legal now
in any case, s�. finally! Drive hard.

200
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:14,719
-�is it a skunk?
- No, just laugh. Do you want?

201
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:21,758
No, losing weight. I always start
vomit in me when I smoke.

202
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:28,115
I'm crazy enough as it is,
but I might come back.

203
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:35,116
We have four speakers tonight,
so we're running.

204
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:38,995
First, from Sound Investments -
Mark Frown.

205
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,155
First, I want to debunk a myth.

206
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:52,754
If you are successful, some claim
that you cannot sleep at night.

207
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:57,670
You can. Why?
For this is business.

208
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:03,558
Your future is not here.
You shape it.

209
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,593
You are at the wheel.

210
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:16,430
Thanks to Richard Clark
from Stockport Graphics.

211
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:23,193
Now we get to hear about motivation technology
from Wernham Hogg's David Brent.

212
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,956
Out!

213
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:47,440
Come again.
I have opened the door for you.

214
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,110
If you don't want to succeed - stick now.

215
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,995
That's how we save time.
If you don't keep up.

216
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,153
don't you? Good.

217
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:03,999
- are you ready?
-No.

218
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:18,438
You look at me and think: ''You have
succeeded, you have achieved your goals.''

219
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:22,792
''Listen, Brent!
Do you only think about money?''

220
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:27,278
I always have this with me.

221
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,836
''Collected Considerations.''

222
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:37,832
There are different philosophers, writers,
wisdom from American urologists...

223
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:44,718
It emphasizes that the spiritual is
as important as the physical.

224
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:49,835
It's about respecting the soul,
develop spirituality.

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Foreword by Duncan Goodhew.

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Before I unlock one?

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''About human sorrows
gathered in one place''-

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-''so would most people
choose your own''-

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-''rather than anyone else's.''

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What they say is: The grass is not
greener on the other side.

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Don't look in next door and think:
''He has a nicer car and a prettier wife.''

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Everyone wakes up and realizes
that they are no longer 18.

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I'm 39... in my 30s.
At least I have health.

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And if you only have one leg -
lucky not both are gone.

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And if you have lost both arms and legs,
say: ''At least I'm not dead.''

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Stuck in that situation
I would rather d�.

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I don't mean
that these people should be put to death.

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I just mean I wouldn't
want to live without arms and legs.

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Firstly, I have just started with yoga,
so they would be a little...

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Do you know the expression?
''A good laugh prolongs life''?

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It is true. When you laugh
endorphins are released.

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Stress hormones decrease
and the oxygen content in the blood is increased.

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I laugh several times a day,
just to feel good.

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Shall we make an attempt?

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Just... I promise,
you will feel...

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<i>I can't pretend that my life has
turned out as I had imagined.</i>

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It was an experience for me
old school, although I didn't go there.

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It turns out
that one of the girls in the class-

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-earn lots on internet auctions-

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-and is married to a marine biologist.
She used to take chalk!

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That was all for me. Thanks in advance
that you took everything I said to heart.

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Now I act like a banana
and slips in the road.

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He understood.

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But before I do - promise me that
put one thing in mind. Remember...

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<i>You are the best!</i>

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<i>Better than the very best</i>

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Listen to her!

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Come on, let loose!

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I have been David Brent -
you have been the best!

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- We thank David...
- Did you turn it off?

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Leave it on
Until I'm...

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-Don't do that next time.
-Forgive.

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David Brent of Wernham Hogg.

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I was a little nervous because I
would have lost power.

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That is for you to decide. Hit the gimbal!

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Jeez! Here we have him.

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-Was Tina a bit much?
- Possibly.

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You can stop me,
before I become completely...

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So it depends on you.

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But they seemed to like it.

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Hello! How is it? What did you think?

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-I'm a little more conservative.
-Too rocky? The taste is like the back.

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There was a seven -
wait until I make a nine or ten.

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-Here is the check.
-You give thanks.

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more importantly -
which pub are we going to?

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More important than 300 pounds?
Wouldn't believe it. Where are we going?

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- We take a bite to eat and go home.
-Pizza?

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Forget Pizza Express, we'll take it
 �l Express. Next stop - Fill!

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We eat what you want -
chinese, indian...

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I invite.
Here come the three musketeers.

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I can't. I just arrived
that I have forgotten one thing.

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Then it will be the two of us.
Are there any clubs here?

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- I'm not thinking of going out.
- You certainly do!


